Baby's (Ecological) Footprint

We know, we know, we're not going au naturale with the reusable diapers. Man, this whole baby thing is a little bit about survival. And throwing those stink bombs down the Diaper Champ hatch is one of the best feelings a parent could have.



As you can see from this third bag of waste during her first week at home, Adrienne's ecological footprint is about the size of three of Shaq's sneakers. Once she has some control of her neck, her fontanelles fill in and she can handle a shovel, she swears she'll plant a tree (or fifteen) to make up for this.